MC on the phone with my mom: "I just fell off the swing and got some dirt on my head. Just like everyone gets on Ash Sunday"
My mom: "Actually, I think you mean Ash Wednesday"
MC: "No, like they get on their heads on Ash Sunday!"
My mom: "Well, we have ashes on Ash Wednesday"
MC: "Maybe next year you can come to our church and get ashes on Ash Sunday!"
Ellie eating a little cup of pineapple tidbits: "Apple"
MC: "No, Ellie, those are pineapples. They're apples that grow on pine trees."