Me: (putting Ellie down for nap)
MC: I'm done!!!! (yelling from the bathroom)
Me: I'm putting Ellie down. You'll have to wipe yourself!
MC: I'm done!!!! I'm DOOOONNNE!!!!
Me: Mary Clare, you're almost 4, you can try to do it yourself.
MC: No I can't do it! I'll never do it! I'm not wiping my bottom until I'm SIXTEEN!!!
Me: (laughing, going in to help)